10 Things to do this weekend.

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1. Read “The Things They Carried” by Tim O’Brien.

2. Make a batch of Kimchi.

3. Go for a trail run with friends dressed as Mario Bros. characters.

4. Learn five Polish curse words and use them nonchalantly at a fast food drive through.

5. Carry around an egg all weekend, then sacrifice it Monday morning on the alter of a kitchen pan.

6. Go to a club, but don’t drink anything coffee and energy drinks and only talk like Buddy the Elf.

7. Paint a picture of a butterfly.

8. Write one Haiku every hour using at least one curse word.

9. Clean your garage and make a man/woman cave.

10. Spend a few hours practicing your rock throwing lethality, by hitting old glass jars.

“I painted you a picture of a butterfly..”

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